Thursday, July 30, 2015

Guys, You Aren't Alone: Things I'll Never Understand About Women

I'm a woman. And I'd like to think that I'm a pretty girly one. Sometimes though, I really don't understand women. Often, I even feel like a guy who doesn't have a clue about women at all. I just don't get why women do the things they do. So I decided to make a list of things I'll never understand about them.

-Eyeshadow: Why do women wear eyeshadow? I've always felt silly wearing eyeshadow. It makes my eyes look like a raccoon, no matter what color I choose to wear. I also don't really understand what it actually does for your eyes other than making them look sparkly.

-Name Brand Clothes & Purses: I'll never get this one. Unless you can get that Kate Spade purse on sale at T. J. Maxx, why would you spend that much money on a bag? And buy your clothes at Target for goodness sake. It's much cheaper than spending $100 on a blouse & it's just as cute.

-Long Nails: Ew (Jimmy Fallon reference right here). Long nails are disgusting to me. I always feel like I have dirt under my nails when they get too long. Also, sometimes when women have their nails too long, I feel like they could be a villain on a Disney movie. 

-Giving the Evil Look: Why do women act like children & give people the "evil look?" Even older women do it. For example, you're passing a woman in the hall & smile at her because you're trying to be nice, & she gives you "the look." Not the typical "mom look," but an evil/dirty look. You think to yourself, "What did I ever do to you?" For the life of me, I'll never understand why women (of all ages) do that.

-Crying: I get that this one you can't help a lot of the time. I guess I'm just not an emotional woman. I don't remember the last time I cried. I don't like to wear my emotions on my sleeves like a lot of women tend to do. Some women cry about everything. Yeah, I cry about big stuff, but little every day things... I just don't understand.

-The Jewelry Obsession: There's only two sets of jewelry that I actually like to wear... My wedding ring & a pair of earrings (studs) that my parents gave me for my 16th birthday. I occasionally wear a bracelet, but some women have drawers full of jewelry. I don't get what the obsession is about it.

-Calling Everyone Their Best Friend: Ugh. Some women call everyone & their dog their "best friend" even if they haven't talked to the person in months or even years. I think that the term "best friend" is a serious one. I have a lot of "good friends" or even "great friends," but only a few "best friends." I don't get why so many women call everyone their "best friend."

Those are a few things I'll never understand about women. Are there things you don't understand about women too? If so, what are they?

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