Monday, December 28, 2015

10 Thoughts I Had While Watching Star Wars For The First Time

Last night, I watched Star Wars Episode IV for the first time in my entire life. In fact, I have never seen any of the movies-- like ever. Andrew really wants me to go see the new Star Wars movie with him, but since I had never seen the movies, we thought I should watch them (at least Episodes IV-VI). So I figured I'd share some of the thoughts I had while watching Star Wars for the first time.

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1. This is totally unrealistic.

2. Why does that robot thing keep beeping all the time? JUST SAY SOMETHING.

3. Harrison Ford is a hunk.

4. That kid who plays Luke Skywalker isn't too bad either.

5. So how long ago & exactly how far away did this take place?

6. Someone should really tell that Princess Leia girl that those buns on her ears should be used as a cute topknot instead. The look she's going for just isn't working for me.

7. I sound like Darth Vader when I'm congested.

8. And I totally could've played his part in the action scenes. He was just standing there waving that light saber around like it was no big deal.

9. The guns that they keep shooting each other with make it look like they're playing Laser Tag.

10. So when do I find out that Darth Vader is Luke's father?


Am I the only person who has never seen Star Wars until now?


1 comment:

  1. Very funny. I enjoyed reading your perspective and funny random thoughts while watching. One of my brothers has seen the new movie three times already and plans to take our cousin out to see it on New Year's Eve or Day. I saw the first movie as a child. I'm not a tremendous fan. I'm pretty indifferent, in fact, although I did dress up as Princess Leia one year for Halloween when I was growing up, and Mom had to put hundreds of hair pins in my hair for those double side buns. I may go see the latest movie as some of my friends are curious, but I don't think I will reach my brother's level of enthusiasm!

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